Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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