Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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I agree

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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giddy goat

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's big and white?

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...............................................................hi

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Why did the book disappear?

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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