Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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