- Anti Joke

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'