knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Women's rights

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jwe

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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