Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

My children are huge mistakes.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Justin's humor

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

civil rights

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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