- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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