- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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