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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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