How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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