I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Religion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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