- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

PENIS that is all

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You are joking right?

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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