How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

5 people are walking

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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