Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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