- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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