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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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