What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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