- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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