Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

(Insert joke here)

Jokes Ki Duniya

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

I went to work today....

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

DEATH.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Get on the boat.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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