- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Women's Rights

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

drew edminstin is a rat

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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