Cancer. Super Cancer.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Anti Joke

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