your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Justin Bieber.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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