roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What's two plus two? Window

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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