- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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