- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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