- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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