- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

tommy is retared

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Tommy got neutered.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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