- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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