You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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womens rights

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Anti Joke

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