Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Praise Paisley

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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