Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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WILLYS

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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