- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 + 2 = fish

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Turkey Balls

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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