- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

White men's rights

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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