Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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