What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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poop

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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