whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Your Mother

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Punching a baby

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Anti Joke

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