- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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