- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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