What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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