knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why? Why not?

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Daniel is a fag

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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