- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Your mom.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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