- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Water? I hardly know her.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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