- Anti Joke

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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