- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

9/11

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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