- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Who is John Galt?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

thomas!!!!

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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