- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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