- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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