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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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