What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

women's rights

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Your Mom

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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