- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Barack Obama

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How will the world end? That information is unknown

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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