Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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