What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Ben Corbishley

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Obama walks into a hospital....

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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