- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

bangers and mash?

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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