How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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