What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Where's the dick??? east

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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