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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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