Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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