why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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