- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

A person from Singapore eats

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

a. why? b. because

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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