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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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