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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Dude man, I'm high...

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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