why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

L's I's that took Viagra.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Stop procrastinating.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Woman's Rights

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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