- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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