Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

here's a joke... the american education society

Is maynaise an instrument?

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Do you like apples? Yes

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

women's rights

Please? No.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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