- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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