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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

How's the weather? Good.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you call a black man? Black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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